Tuesday, April 1, 2008

The Average Termite

I just watched a commercial for a termite control service which claimed:
 "The average termite chews 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

The average termite??

Come on.

Either every single termite has a perfect record, or we got some other termites picking up the slack putting in 25 hour days... and I find both scenarios hard to believe.

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